assata

One who eats really slow. Can be used in place of ashante.

Ashante, you eat like assata, it's taking forever!

by Jamba Juice 3000 May 8, 2008

asshat

when someone talks out their ass so much they might as well wear it as a hat.

'that kid is such an asshat. do you believe what he just said?"

'anyone who thinks marriage should be outlawed is such an asshat'

by Michael Simon July 16, 2008

asstitude

A state of being, replete with personality tendencies so incredibly vile and off-putting that there is simply no other term for their level of social communication. A complete lack of anything even remotely resembling a clinical attitude (even a negative one).

"Bro, gimme a drink."
"Excuse me?"
"I SAID gimme a DRINK. It's fuckin' HOT."
"Dude, you need to check your asstitude at the door."

by Gregory Novak May 10, 2007

asshat

One whose degenerate behavior warrants the removal of their ass and it's transplantation to the top of their cranium. Not to be confused with an assclown.

Ursula: Dude, Yakoff is being such an asshat
Bluttocks: You mean he needs his ass moved to the top of his head?
Ursula: That is what an asshat is

by Q Nasty December 9, 2008

asstato

Hemorrhoids. A combination of "ass" and "potato", implying growing lumpy parts in a dirty place.

I need some Preparation H: My asstatos are killing me!

by hroomba May 18, 2006

asshat

A silly or foolish person, that sometimes says contradictory things.

John- Stew my head is big but also small
Stew- John shut up you asshat!

by Zack M November 6, 2008

asspatter

A term coined by 2djinn of ratdog.org message bd.That describes the folks behavior at the purplygrotto message board.Basically It's a circle of folks,Who separate themselves from the others to create a World surrounded by nothing but happy thoughts,vibes and comments .Most the Times these comments are made in attempt to make up for these folks life's that failed in the Real World.

"Hey you know That guy HelpSlip? he's such a Asspatter."


(also see "kissass")

by bobweir December 9, 2008