Alabama Sharpie

Trying to trick other people into believing an alternate truth.
I saw on Facebook that he was out with another girl but he pulled out an Alabama Sharpie

President Trump accidentally named the wrong state, then he tried to pull an Alabama Sharpie.
by Beautybind September 08, 2019
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Alabama mudknuckle

The act of cramming your finger (at least to the 3rd knuckle) inside of someones 4th eye. If done correctly and your partners 4th eye is left quivering, your finger should look like an Alabama Mudknuckle!
I will never stop hitting that 4th eye until my finger looks like an Alabama Mudknuckle!
by Kameron6 November 17, 2021
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Alabama Orchestra

A prank or sexual move in which a male/female butt chugs helium, and afterwards eats a hearty helping of baked beans. The high - pitched gas emissions from the bunghole are then sprayed into the victims face.
Juan passed out the party, so I took some of the balloons and some of his beans, and BAM! Alabama Orchestra right the the beaner's face!
by EatMyDictionary April 06, 2016
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Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama
William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!
by AllFiftyStatesBaby May 27, 2018
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Alabama Lasso

When you are about to cum on a girl, so you grab your dick and twirl it around like a lasso as you cum on her. It’s very messy.
Ah hey man I gave your mom an Alabama Lasso last night” “ FUCK YOU BRO”
by McLovin81707 January 12, 2020
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Alabama dozen

I just got an Alabama dozen of som boof!!
by Onlycrack June 24, 2022
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Alabama dozen

Shit man I got myself a Alabama dozen of that sister kisser pack man, thats 37gs of dat kush
by Boofsmoker2001Lilpump June 24, 2022
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