Assitis

A condition where one can only survive by getting sent an ass pic once per day

1: Dude I can’t believe I got assitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to see ass pics every day

by Pimpofallsimps March 12, 2024

Assitude

The type of bratty behavior a thic baddie with a phat ass gets away with

Her- making random high maintenance requests

Me- in response... "You no ass-having, disagreeable bitch, you're WAY too skinny to be giving me all this assitude"

by SigmaSavage February 8, 2026

assestasia

An expulsion of one’s lower intestinal gases that causes a person and or pet, to temporarily go into a comatose state.

My GF caused a 7.5 richter scale fart with a stink that caused the dog to go into assestasia.

by BJ Silvani-Matar February 4, 2025

Assital

When someone has no ass at all

She/he has a case of assital

by Camdog38 May 26, 2025

Assital

When someone has no ass at all

She/he has a case of assital

by Camdog38 May 26, 2025

hetero-assitarian

One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.

That nigga not just straight, he a hetero-assitarian.

by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021

high assitude

A physiological phenomenon where the intergluteal cleft (the butt crack) exhibits an ambitious upward trajectory, reaching altitudes previously reserved for the lumbar region.

The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.

A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.

"I tried to buy those Italian-cut trousers, but my high assitude made it look like I was smuggling a vertical coin slot all the way up to my mid-back. Shit is majestic and terrifying at the same time."

by Potato Baggins January 18, 2026