cort allen

Cort "Fucking" Allen

Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds

The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts

Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so

Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer

by corty boy September 03, 2019

lila allen

a wolf

it's lila allen
aroooo

by alakandel April 30, 2023

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 17, 2019

Logan Allen

Hes a G, he always smells kinda funky but he's skilled all around. Usually a good wrestler. Pulls so many girls he doesn't even realize it

"who's that?"
"Logan Allen, wrestling and track state champ"

by Kendallish December 10, 2021

Jes allen

A girl who farts in a huddle

Omg she done a Jes allen earlier

by 64358995 November 17, 2018

sport allen

super stud, great sprint car driver

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Edward Allen

Hi im Edward I like Fortnite and plays with bros and if u ever meet u will be happy very happy

Edward Allen is being defined as a small kid with Cuntness skills

by Jared anothy Higgins October 12, 2022