Albanian pocket watch

A seamen filled comdom left in the pocket of an unsuspecting friend or bad lover.

Oh snap, Dave left an Albanian pocket watch in Lisa's jacket last night. Guess she should have remembered to rub the balls.

by billbobigbaggins July 27, 2014

Albatrouz

A song by Aron Chupa.

Im an albatrouz.

by 12263v January 9, 2019

Albania

Albania is one of the most beautiful country in the world . The Albanian flag is the (second) (beautiful) (flag) in the world . Albania has the (cheapest) prices in the world . The (mountins) and the (beaches) are (amazing) . Albanian people are very nice and polite . The food in Albania is so (tasty) .

Albania is the most beautiful country in the world.
The food in Albania was amazing.
He was very polite , i think he was Albanian .

by Aaamazzing June 10, 2020

ALBAcore

An underground music scene of metal bands dedicated to celibrating Jessica Alba

Did you see that ALBAcore band "My Alias?" They were hella fresh.

by Snakeman June 22, 2006

Albanian Mud Waffle

The act of defecating into an ice tray, freezing the contents, and putting the finished product into a lime mojito.

When I heard that Sharon prepared an Albanian Mud Waffle for her cocktail party, I just had to attend.

by Nick McDougal June 4, 2010

new albany

a suburb of columbus ohio, there is a total of about 10 houses under a million dollars and the home of the owner of limited, victorias secret, bath and body works, limited too, and express. the kids here are snobby not to mention preppy and if your 16 and 1 day and havnt received a mercedes yet; your shunned. new albany is home of the prestigious new albany country club with a $10,000 per month fee. the popular kids live in the "country club neighborhood" and living on the golf course is is key in social ranking. the kids go to new albany elementary, middle, and high school which is the size of a large college campus though new albany is only about 5 square miles. other that the fact that if your not a million/billionaire (there are many billionaires) your not highly ranked new albany is a nice place to live

Jill: want to go shopping at easton?
Jane: yeah let me get my dads platinum viisa
Jill: you dont have your own?!
Jane: nope
Jill: jane.. i dont think we can be friends anymore,, im going to the new albany country club

by that one NA girl June 16, 2006

Dr. Alban

Dr. Alban, a black Swedish dentist, chose horrible early 90s Eurodance and classic euro as his next career move. This resulted in Dr. Alban'ing anything that's not cool representing a certain age, group, scene, genre, etc.

Steve rips a fart--warm, wet, and smelling like a rat had crawled up his rectum and died a week earlier.

Josh: Jesus Christ! You just ripped the Dr. Alban of farts.

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Tom: Man, you should totally check out band XYZ!
Tim: Yeah, I did. It was great, but track 12 was the Dr. Alban of the whole record.

by Gonzo16081977 April 25, 2011