Adam

Adam is the kind of kid who was free-ranged in elementary school but was constantly hunted down by wranglers after stripping through the hallways. Adam is often seen standing at the urinal with pants to his ankles and or making a mural on the walls from his own fecal matter. He is referred to as the Cum Gobbler as many have observed whenever he eats, he says "Cum... Cum... Cum... YUM... YUM... YUM". Overall, Adam is a menace to society who is unfit to continue living.

Yo, Adam is a fucking idiot

Adam by AidanMaybe? December 5, 2021

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Adam

Adam is one of a kind. He gets mad over the smallest things and probably won't forgive you for a long time but eventually he will forgive you. When he does like someone, he can't ever take his eyes off her or him. He's going to be addicted to them like they're his fav drink but he's going to act like he never cares about them since he doesn't want anyone to know.

Your lucky if you have an Adam in you life, they're perfect, almost every part of them is.

Adam: why did you steal MY project idea?
person: I just thought of it-
Adam: *gets angry about it for like a week bcs of it*

Adam by justspeakingfax December 26, 2022

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Adam

The biggest phish phan in the world.
Ever.

You are an adam because you smoke too much dope and listen to phish too much.

Adam by Darkside 08 February 28, 2009

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Adam

The guy who thinks hes all that because hes on the football team and has money. He thinks hes a ladys man because a few cheap whores will chase after him, then diss him for having such a small dick. Hes a hater beyond all extremes

Girl#1: "hey did you hear about Adam and torie?"
Girl#2: "No what happend?"
Girl#1: "Well i guess the school whore torie went to have sex with him and his dick was so small she asked him what the hell that was supposed to be!!"
Girl#2: "Thats hilarious i hate that bastard!"

Adam by monkeygirl123 September 2, 2011