Golden Shower

n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

e.g. "Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower."

by Golden Shower Boy August 15, 2005

Baby Shower

the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.

Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.

by Kid High Roller March 6, 2010

Glasgow Shower

To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.

It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser

by Dazzy_G August 29, 2008

slave shower

When a woman(preferably white) is on her knees surrounded by many black men circle jerking, with a burning passion, over her body. She then cleanses herself in the sea of semen.

"Why does she smell so odd?"
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."

by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013

shower it off

To recover from something by showering.
Equivalent of 'sleep it off'

-This exam was so distressing.
-It was! I'll see you later guys, I've gotta go shower it off!

-God, hon', I had the most awful day...
-C'mon, let's shower it off ! ;)

by Cirera June 12, 2011

Frat shower

The strenuous task of spraying oneself with Febreze in lieu of taking an actual shower.

"Mmm baby you smell so good."

"Thanks, I just took a frat shower. Lavender."

by RelapseSAE October 23, 2011

Shower Oyster

A white glob of semen found floating in a public or possibly private shower. It resembles an oyster.

OMFG I knew I should have wore shower shoes! I got attacked by a shower oyster in the showers today!

by incomplete pete November 3, 2009