Time Doctor

A doctor for time/clocks. someone who works with clocks, or someone who makes time itself work

Tom: Man, i gotta get my clock fixed
Aaron: Just go to the Time Doctor

by Redditor142832 February 27, 2021

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doctor hoo

mistaken for doctor who when you're trying to say a joke when its actually doctor hoo

person 1: knock knock
person 2: whos there
person 1: doctor
person 2: ohhhh ik what ur trying to do!! doctor who
person 1: OMG NO!! ITS DOCTOR HOO!!!

by abfffdd August 3, 2020

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doctor warner

to take long speaking gaps while doing a speach

why the hell are you doing a doctor warner

by sidewalk banana May 31, 2009

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Doctor bruh

Doctor bruh will cut your balls off.

Look its doctor bruh! HIDE YO BALLS

by Doctor Bruh December 26, 2020

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Growing up in the deep south, a damselfly was called a Snake Doctor and the folklore was that if you saw a snake doctor, a snake was close by. Which was usually "true" due to the proliferation of snakes in the south. We never called dragonflies snake doctors but were either called a dragonfly or more commonly a "mosquito hawk". Both insects are harmless to humans and we would sneak up behind the ones that had landed on clothes lines and capture them by grabbing their tail. The dragonfly would bite to defend itself but the pain was less than an ant bite. Here is where it became "children will be children" because we would firmly, not tightly, tie a short piece of thread to the end of it's tail. Sometimes we would release the dragonfly and then chase and recapture the insect with this thread and other times we would hold onto the thread and let the insect lead us around the yard. We got a lot of exercise that way, and yes, we usually untied the thread before we released them.

Watch where you're placing your feet, I just saw a snake doctor.

by Ol' Timer October 18, 2020

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