"I told my sister I didn't sleep with my cousin, but I was inside her at the time."
"Dude, that's an Alabama Bullshit."
"Dude, that's an Alabama Bullshit."
by Nyoomanator July 16, 2021
Get the Alabama Bullshitmug. Used to describe a situation which is not in line with the expectations of the recipient and is overall unfavorable.
Typically a phrase exchanged by parties who happen to have grabbed the "short end of the stick" (see definition). Also see: "nonsense".
Typically a phrase exchanged by parties who happen to have grabbed the "short end of the stick" (see definition). Also see: "nonsense".
Person 1: Dude, Gamestop's stock dropped by like 40% yesterday.
Person 2: That's big bullshit.
Person 1: I know right
Person 2: That's big bullshit.
Person 1: I know right
by RichardCheese7ps February 9, 2021
Get the Big bullshitmug. by Fluffy123 June 4, 2011
Get the Fluffy bullshitmug. Anu: Hey Jordan, what's 5 times 2?
Jordan: Uhhh...7?
Anu: Don't be a bullshit!!!! It's 3.
Grayson: Uhhh....I think I learned that it was 10. Dumbasses.
Jordan: Uhhh...7?
Anu: Don't be a bullshit!!!! It's 3.
Grayson: Uhhh....I think I learned that it was 10. Dumbasses.
by warfare-fury June 2, 2018
Get the Don't be a bullshit!mug. when you pretend to study so that your parents, teachers, and/or coaches think you are actually studying, when you are actually spaced out
by jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk May 12, 2008
Get the bullshit studyingmug. 'Fuck That Bullshit' is a useful phrase to use when someone is trying to feed you bullshit. It's similar to Fuck that Shit! But you emphasise the BULL to make it more Gangsta... fuck that BUUULLshit! FTBS!
by Zequodi January 17, 2012
Get the Fuck That Bullshitmug. the amount of information needed about a topic in order to be able to bullshit a conversation or answer a question about it about it and have everyone think you actually know what you're talking about
Guy A: How did you talk to Alexandra last night about Harry Potter? I didn't think you read those books?
Guy B: I didn't, but I saw some of the movies and remember hearing my friends talking about the series that I had enough info to get past the bullshit threshold and make some jokes about the series to her.
Student A: You don't own the book for the class, how did you know about Edmund Randolph?
Students B: Guess I read enough of the Constututional Convention wikipedia article that I reached the bullshit threshold about it.
Guy B: I didn't, but I saw some of the movies and remember hearing my friends talking about the series that I had enough info to get past the bullshit threshold and make some jokes about the series to her.
Student A: You don't own the book for the class, how did you know about Edmund Randolph?
Students B: Guess I read enough of the Constututional Convention wikipedia article that I reached the bullshit threshold about it.
by td0109 October 10, 2011
Get the bullshit thresholdmug.