Reverse Blumpkin

Commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users sexual experience to an entirely different level. While the original blumpkin contains oral sex while the lucky partner releases their bowels or "poops", the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. In this wild and exhilarating sexual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an anus sandwich, eating/licking their lover's butthole. Also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the anus with a large beard. This naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.

"If your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address."

by A M S O C B(KB) J B August 13, 2009

blumpkin pie

A continuation of a blumpkin, where directly proceeding the ordinary blumpkin, the woman eats the feces.

Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.

"That bitch just loves to eat blumpkin pie."

by Mr Emachine February 16, 2005

blumpkin

A fat chick with red hair and resembles a pumpkin

That blumpkin stole my twinkie!

by Bran-Dan April 20, 2009

Smashing Blumpkin

A blumpkin of great magnitude.

Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"

Brit Accent Guy: "That blumpkin was smashing!"

Pirate: "Aye, Smashing Blumpkin i'twas sir."

by John Butz August 19, 2004

Blumpkin Blind

A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.

Inmate Bubba made sure to put up a Blumpkin Blind, before having sex with inmate Timmy.

by One Two February 6, 2008

badabingbada blumpkin

When you get a blumpkin after eating italian food

I took this girl out to dinner at raphaels italian and afterwords she sucked me off while i took a poop. Badabingbada blumpkin

by doody warbucks December 23, 2011

inverse blumpkin

The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.

Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.

by mrshermykins January 11, 2011