Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".
Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
by flashlight victim 7815 June 03, 2009
When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too
by Butta Flyy September 02, 2022
When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga fag Dollywood rollercoaster.
by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024
by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024
find god was a phrase that Kanye west told to an employee for being late and not finishing his part at the 10th studio album of Kanye west named Donda which is a tribute to his late mother. You can use find god when someone tilts you especially in a game like league of legends when you don't want to get permanently banned
by Alpha As Fuck negros June 25, 2022
A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.
Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.
Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex3 Godtopper
Jim-
Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?
Frank-
“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.
Jim-
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex3 Godtopper
Jim-
Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?
Frank-
“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.
Jim-
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
by The Book of Grimy -Dizzle July 25, 2022
if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced
1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014