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candle tits

Concave tittles with nipples akin to a candle wick
Them candle tits are so hot, i bet they smell like midnight dream.
by Vanilla bush December 18, 2024
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tit detail

1) Any meaningful, necessary work, duty or chore often deemed menial or unworthy by some members of the population;

2) If it were really that important, a man would be getting paid lots of money to do it!
"The break room needs cleaning? That's tit detail, let Cliff do it!"
by Donda & Sandi December 21, 2007
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Tit talker

A dude that only talks to you while staring at your tits.
Tit talker: "Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor" (while shaking your hand and staring at your tits)

You: "Hi, I'm sorry does this tank top offend you?! My face is up here"
by beatz85 September 1, 2017
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tits

A word some friends and I decided to be used to mean good. An episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" aired where it happened. Pretty cool. And yet lame.
That motorcycle is tits!
by Anon135813 November 13, 2020
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Shit tits

A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.
I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man
by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022
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Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.
"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"
by Madness as a boy May 31, 2017
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off its tits

Chains of Olympus is a PSP-exclusive prequel installment in the God of War series, a bunch of games that combine an (at best) loose understanding of Greek mythology with a level of violence that hovers somewhere between "excessive" and "completely off its tits."
by Malreynolds June 28, 2014
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