jelly fucking

When you have sex with a very fat lady.

"I wont ever let anyone know I have a fetish for jelly fucking"

by Megan--] July 22, 2006

Fuck boy

Total loser annoying loud dramatic guy who acts like a pussy. No one truly likes a fuck boy they just tolerate them. He's a back stabber he's totally obsessed with himself and has no reason to be he's ugly. He's controlling and annoying

Ty johns is a real fuck boy.

by Amfpq March 9, 2015

fuck me

Adj. describes the shitty feeling when something bad happens to one.

or

Shit!! This sucks!!

Just missed my connection... fuck me!!

by Splork December 5, 2002

fuck trophy

child, kid, young boy/girl

Hey Billy check out that hottie with the kid. At least you know she puts out... she's got a Fuck Trophy.

by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007

fuck nut

The least a human being has to do to exist is to be ejaculated from the tip of a man's penis into a vagina: Hence, a "fuck nut". A fuck nut is a person with the least amount of intelligence it takes to exist as a human being and nothing more. i.e., they are only as smart or intelligent as they were first squirted-out of their father's nut sack.

Customer: Can you fix my phone? It won't come on.
Tech: Did you charge the battery?
Customer: No!
Tech: Well there you go, you fuck nut!

by berry_lthird January 7, 2009

fuck all

Nothing, nothing great,zilch

Your grouse compared to mine is fuck all.He thinks he knows everything, but he knows fuck all

by Nahom June 21, 2003

a good fuck

For a guy:when their dick can just sliiide in and they're always nice and wet...LOUD moaning... when she's encouraging... she just makes him want to go for it harder and harder every time she moans... when she can ride your dick like a pro. UNFORGETTABLE.
For a girl: When she can barely walk the next day. Bruises on the inside of her legs.

Damn boy... you were ALWAYS a good fuck. The best fuck... actually...
Something I will NEVER forget.

by AutumnVAL December 25, 2005