strep penis 

when a man receives oral sex from a women with strep throat, the reaction from the bacteria causes a fungus on a mans pee pee. be warned, be careful

I have strep penis because she had strep throat when she gave me head

strep penis by All natural Snapple March 21, 2010

Sports Penis 

When a man's shaft and balls become small and shriveled after participating in an athletic event. Just another great example of the adaptability of the male genitalia.

Guy 1: Dude I have some serious sports penis going on right now, my weiner is almost invisible.

Guy 2: Yeah man, that sucks. Hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.

Sports Penis by stalegreen May 10, 2010

Glitter Penis 

A band that Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT formed in high school with friend Dan Treharne.

Glitter Penis wrote two full length albums, "River Offices" and "The Greatest Hits".

Their songs are extremely creative, hilarious, and unique.

"Hey man, have you heard about that band Glitter Penis?"
"Um, are you coming on to me?"
"Wha? No, it's Andrew VanWyngarden's high school band!"
"Oh. Well then COOL!"

Glitter Penis wrote great songs like Hippycrit, Sparkle John, and Dust in My Ears, Crumz In My Lap, Easy Bake, and Milk & Rice.

Glitter Penis by EmGeeEmTee February 21, 2011

Jamin's Penis 

The most mysterious creature on the planet, scientists have predicted that this object is the same size as Bigfoot. The penis of Jamin is known to have special powers like "rapid fire" and "steady aim" which has the ability to make any woman fall in love with that piece of steak. It is believed that this penis has the ability to turn women into stone. The song "Young, Wild, and Free" is based on this mythical object. There is only one picture of Sir Jamin's penis. The picture is believed to curse any man to see it, but will make a women pregnant upon viewing it.

Damn Walter have you heard of Jamin's penis and how it slated Hudgens in half?

Jamin's Penis by JtheAsian November 14, 2014

Exploding penis 

Within Minecraft, this is an alternate name for a "creeper", so-called because it looks like a penis (a green one) and it explodes when it gets close to you.

Watch out, exploding penis to your left!

Exploding penis by TheSophera December 6, 2010

dyslexic penis syndrome 

(n.) When you're trying to have sex & the penis ends up in the anus instead of the vagina. Usually will piss off the female.

"Hey man, how was your date last night?"
"Not so good, I drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic penis syndrome. She got pissed & left."
"Better luck next time bro!"

dyslexic penis syndrome by DSFan4Life April 6, 2010

Zorro Penis 

An erect penis dressed up as Zorro.

After achieving a full erection, the creation of Zorro Penis was underway. A small black mask with 2 eye holes wrapped around the tip of the penis. A small cloth cape tied around the topmost part of the shaft. and a tiny, flat brimmed hat to top it all off.

Zorro Penis by ClicksMcGee August 22, 2012