Japanese Jazz Hands

When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.

Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Hand Bike

Where a woman will get underneath an unsatisfied man and will then proceed to rotate his balls clockwise

she gave him a hand bike so that he could cum

by Dan Olack December 11, 2007

left handed

left handed = 20k pp
left handed = #1 & #2
left handed = respect+

Guy 1: Hey, bro, you left handed?
Guy 2: Naw.
Guy 1: Damn, you must really suck at osu! don't you?

by /bobby/ September 9, 2020

Houston Hand Puppet

Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach

i gave my first houston hand puppet to my sister!

by FuckBullfrog July 31, 2022

avon hands

means ur hands are sensitive to heat.. can’t pick up hot shit

drops plate cuz it’s hot as fuck

coworker: damn you got avon hands

by waffle house worker January 2, 2022

got hands

can catch or fight really well

Ryan: (impressed) Dude's got hands.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.

by johnzilla1126 September 14, 2025

the easy hand

In cryptocurrency trading, someone who will instantly sell their coin once they see it drop a little bit in value. This name is often attributed to new crypto-traders who don't have much faith in blockchain.

"Bitcoin is crashing! It dropped 5% in the past hour, I'm gonna sell!" -Chad
"Dude, don't be the easy hand. HODL." -Ned

by AlmondMan May 2, 2018