grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.

Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.

by jaebbles May 2, 2023

both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

short-handed

1) in hockey, when your team is down a man
2) without any seemingly particular effort

3) in unfavorable circumstances
4) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand

Person a: can Sid Crosby score short-handed?
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013

Taylor Hand

A slut, a bitch. Someone who fucked Tatum in fifth grade.

Send nudes Taylor hand

by Smiths Station Hazzard December 12, 2018

shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)

I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*

by Dr Akula May 18, 2015

Bunny Hand

When one's hand loses the ring and middle finger making their hand resemble a bunnies face.

Have you heard about Dylan's recent accident in the fillet factory I think he's got a Bunny Hand

by five finger jimmy July 9, 2019

spinnin hands

To brawl, throw haymakers, swing violently,

Nigga fight game strong, he straight spinnin hands 💯💯💯

by Looongdickstyle69 March 1, 2017