Zippy Bean Water is the fuel of the powerful. Otherwise known as caffeinated coffee, Zippy Bean Water is consumed by only the strong. Zippy Bean Water is not for the faint of heart- drink at your own risk! Addiction is inevitable, but in the words of an addict, “too late for me, it’s worth it though”

Joe: Grayson! What are you on?? How do you possess so much power?

Grayson: ZIPPY BEAN WATER

Joe: Ah this decaf really hits the spot

Grayson: Decaf is for the weak! The weak shall perish.Only the strong live. Zippy Bean Water is holy. The strong drink Zippy Bean Water and get power. Zippy Bean Water is bomb

Zippy Bean Water by Mother Greg March 4, 2022

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i already have a water bottle

You have a bottle with nothing in it

I already have a water bottle

i already have a water bottle by ur mom gave me this name March 7, 2022

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Saugust Poo Water

When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.

“Some asshole light checked me while I was on the shitter, so I gave him some Saugust poo water.”

Saugust Poo Water by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022

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