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well-manicured hand

A sign of a sexually mature man
“Your well-manicured hand felt so good last night. You must be a sexually mature man.”
“A well-manicured hand is a sign of a sexually mature man”
“You mother said my hands were well-manicured.”
by blu3emo0on March 8, 2025
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hand-o-saurous

A new type of dinosaur discovered by researchers Elijah Kruse and Blake Sorenson. They discovered the fossils in southern Minnesota along the MN River while on a business trip. And yes, it is purposefully spelled wrong.
Did you see that new Hand-O-Saurous sculpture?
by GoebelBeast December 15, 2017
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Hand Clown

There’s a Hand Clown at the bar that shows up at 1AM her name is Rhonda
by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022
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semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.
President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018
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The Hand Man

In card games (ex. Poker, Uno, etc.), The Hand Man is the person who assumes he's got the best winning cards in his hand.

In business, The Hand Man or more commonly known as the Right-Hand Man, is a very important assistant who helps someone do a job.
Example 1, Card Games:
John: " Aw c'mon, my hand is so bad. Well I'm screwed."
Elliot: " Mine is manageable, I wonder who's The Hand Man."
Sarah: " This is an interesting hand..."
Amy: " You guys are so dead, I'm The Hand Man."

Example 2, Business:
Secretary John Wilkins' is The Hand Man of Vice President Elizabeth Fischbach.
by V the Mr. Poetry September 26, 2021
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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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One hand Jackson

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."
by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015
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