SIMP

The law of the gods and the council of the boys points out and defines that the word SIMP directly translates to Jack O’ Reilly ....

Amen And Preach 🍆

“You know MC big muscle ?”

“Yeah he’s Fallen into a trap called being a SIMP “
“Who’s he simping to “
“Every girl that’s ever existed, especially ones by the name of CIARA and Amelia”

by NotSimp August 21, 2020

Insta Simp

A men named Oancea Onutu Gabriel Victor
aka gaby victor

Gaby: "damn you make awesome photos"
Girl: " yuck , you are an Insta Simp"

by adryblajj September 9, 2020

Simp

A CS:GO player named Stranger.JPG

He usually bottom frags and is a MASSIVE SIMP

Yo that Simp on our team thinks he's the next KennyS, he's not

by beest June 16, 2020

Simp

Suckers idolizing mediocre pussy.
Guys who try too hard to get an attention from a female.

Jáchym is a simp, because he puts the hoes before bros

by PU55YHUNTER69 June 11, 2020

Simp

If your name starts with a J, M, N, and R.

You're a true simp.

Boy 1: Did you hear about that Nathan guy?
Boy 2: Yeah, he flew to see his crush and she stood him up.
Boy 1: Bro, I felt that
Boy 2: I know...his name started with and N, he's a true simp

by yannyshishou July 29, 2020

Simp

S - Emil
I - Hodál
M -

P -

*sees Emil*

"Oh hi, simp... how's Kika?"

by SirPumpernickel June 26, 2020

Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020