slippywilly

jacking off inside of a turtle

“OH FUCK IM CUMMING THIS TURTLE IS SO TIGHT I LOVE JACKING OFF IN THIS TURTLE…and his name is slippywilly”

by skibiditoiletrapist December 31, 2024

sloppy shitter

The act of giving a blowjob while taking a shit.

Becca gave Gage a sloppy shitter last night

by anonymous January 8, 2025

Sloppy Ratha

A sex act involving sitting on a bench all alone and eating cheese when you'd "ratha" be getting laid.

"We went on a date but he gave me the ol' sloppy ratha when it was time to get busy."

by Obstinate Otter January 20, 2025

sloppy cucumber

When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.

Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel

by Richd32 January 21, 2025

Sloppy Johnny

When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.

Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!

by synthwavesun January 23, 2025

slappers

A woman who is sexually active for everybody

person 1: she's a slappers you haven't heard about her

by goddy1100 February 4, 2025

Sloppy croissant

When you fold your girl in half, cover her in butter, and give her that sloppy

“I was so hungry and horny I had to give my girl that sloppy croissant”

by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025