tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain

( for example lower management)

Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.

"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?"

He is such a tongue puncher.

by Maine roots March 16, 2017

popcorn punched

When your hitting another person during a fight nonstop not allowing the other person to get any licks in; basically get beat the fuck up.

"Man I popcorn punched his ass he didnt get a single punch in.

by Lady_Dun29 March 17, 2017

Throat Puncher

A picture, video, or gif which brings enough humor to an individual leaving him/her choked up.

Jameus thought he won until he saw the throat puncher everyone in the parlor was reading just now.

by Mr.Bankserson June 20, 2017

Verbal punching bag

Someone who you talk to, make jokes to or have discussions with for 6 hours or longer. Normally a co-worker or best friend.

Man, I used Cindy as my verbal punching bag for 7 hours

by Bahbah black 🐼 July 7, 2017

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017

russian punching bag

After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.

Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.

by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017

tongue punching

Punching an asshole with your tongue

I like it when someone is tongue punching my asshole.

by Pharmchix September 17, 2017