That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.
It's one of life's great disappointments.
It's one of life's great disappointments.
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3.A fan of hockey team Phildalphia Flyers.
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warning this may cause minor head injuries
warning this may cause minor head injuries
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