Strawberries and Cream

When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!

Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?

by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020

Tomato Ice Cream

Ice Cream made from the FRUIT Tomatoes.

Time for some Tomato Ice Cream! Yum yum.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020

Tomato Ice Cream

Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!

Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

Under the Cream

When you are feeling incredibly terrible, especially relating to being hungover. Comes from cream rising to the top (i.e. feeling your best). If you are under the cream, you feel like a loser.

I drank 47 beers last night and puked everywhere, I'm definitely under the cream today.

by hawk8008 December 9, 2020

Do pie and whipped Cream

This refers to the act of spraying whipped cream on a woman s pussy and licking it off. be aware
However. That because of the acidity of a woman s vagina.the cream may tend to curdle
So...

Mebbe not as sexy as it sounds.

After dinner we are going to do pie and whipped cream

by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021

Cooper's Cream

Pour hiv positive nut into a fresh bottle of whole milk and you will have cooper's cream

Man, this cooper's cream is delicious!

by Bdjeuebdhh77784 January 23, 2021