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National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......
by Pop loo June 22, 2023
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Canadian Breakfast

Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.
Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.
by russellooo June 26, 2023
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Afternoon breakfast

When you for forget the term for lunch and you desperately need to use that word.
"Hey, wanna go out for uh, what's it called?, Afternoon breakfast"
"Excuse me, what?"
by Turptle April 28, 2023
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dont break fear lol

urban dictionary just banned my previous definition

this only applies in roblox or probably outside game but mostly roblox

'((dont break fear' is sentence to call warn you out if you try to counter attack, op command but mostly people break it because everyone in roleplay is mc for some reason but again u have janitors aka the moderators who will mostly doesn't care about it. no both side are corrected by the mods, and you and that guy redo this shit again

occurs at ATF and the one i got deleted of my previous defenition for parodying of a game's title, CSOM (you should understand it's filled with neo-nazi and racial stuff and also rule 34 and other stuff but i think it doesn't occur often now days but still there some of it) and other academy or hardcore roleplay game that includes with erp
Ixc

I'd walk over
He'd see a man
The man is confronting me, He'd quickly draw his rifle

rp guy "((dont break fear lol"
you "((that is not breaking fear, dumbxzxass"
rp guy "((dont break fear, you're going to frp"
you "((nope, i'm continuing, you're the one who is still whining"
rp guy "((dont powerplay or else you're going to voided"
you "((i can redo if i want, and i can also void you"
rp guy "((bruh, im going to call a mod"
guy "((sure i dont care, go ahead"
minutes later
rp guy "(( mod, this guy is breaking fear"
you "((nope, i reflect too"
mod "((you guys are waste of my time, redo it, im here to kill frpers. Not justice"
rp guy "damn dead moderation, i know why this game is also dead, let just redo"

*sigh

Ixc
by ြြြ April 28, 2023
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fish breakfast

When a man has an insatiable curiosity only rivalled by his appetite for a superior style of breakfast sandwich that mixes two mainstays of breakfast that separately, have inspired generations of breakfast lovers, eggs for most people and fish for the Irish. On their own, perfection and when combined forbidden, McDonald’s may of may not have invented a fish, eggs and cheese sandwich as a completely unbalanced part of some people’s breakfast. The smell alone should interfere with anyone’s desire to consume this abomination of filth but alas, there are men who go down on women after a night of dancing or simply the gross ones.
Bro 1 “Hey bro, I just woke up this morning and my mouth smelled like a skunk shit in my mouth after eating a strict pescatarian diet with the occasional allowance for cheese”

Bro 2 “ Bro dude, my guy, do you not remember meeting that girl last night at that rave that kept going on about her ex, Elon? You and her went to McDonald’s and ordered like 15 fish breakfasts at 3 am, luckily they’re open 24/7 with hot fish and eggs just waiting to be eaten , ate them all and then you ate her out. It was pretty hot ngl .”

Bro 1 “ yeah I’ve definitely done this thing several times before, I call it the ultimate fish breakfast”
by Trundle Grundle May 3, 2023
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Twiglet Breakfast

Similar to a Portuguese breakfast, except it involves the marmite covered oven baked snack. And a non stick mat.

She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.

Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.
Did she give you a Portuguese breakfast?

Nah, twiglet breakfast mate. My neck is wrecked.
by benjibw July 1, 2023
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pocket breaking

Adj. a state where a mffka pocket is broken from a traumatic even such as getting fired or an automobile expense.
Mann this drought in the streets have been pocket breaking. Nobody getting paid
by Whopper_jr1 July 20, 2023
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