no peanut butter

The lowest point in one’s life.

That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!

by An expert in peanut butter September 23, 2020

Buttered

When you clutch up, and as you are enjoying the moment get brutally interopted ruining your previous success.

Dan: hey, Johnny did you get that squad fortnite win

Johnny: No, I knocked 3 and the last one pumped me

Dan: damn you buttered that shit

by Bingo Ben June 12, 2018

peanut butter and jelly

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.

"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"

by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016

Furry Butter

The greasy material that is built up over time inside a fur suit that has not been cleaned for a prolonged period of time, as often happens. You can eventually scrape it with a knife to get a swath of butter.

It is made up of sebum, sweat lipids, keratin debris from flaking skin, and bacterial/fungal growth.

You better clean that suit - I can smell the furry butter buildup from here.

by anon gamer September 9, 2025

BBQ Butter

A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.

INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture

3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.

Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?

by Miccas Yesac June 13, 2021

Fucking butter knife

Any fucker that can get out of any slippery situation, they just grease them selves up and just slip on out without getting stuck so they can continue with there buttery needs

Shane- your a fucking butter knife
Tristan - ya damn right cause I’m slipping right the hell out

by Shane Moto YT December 25, 2018

Cuck butter

Hiring a male dairy farmer to have sex with you wife. Then using his semen to make butter.

Susan:Requis and I had a lovely lunch with my husband. We had fresh cuck butter right from the churn.

Stacy: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Imsobisexualitsweirs February 11, 2018