fuck out my fart 

the act of, or attempt to co-ordinate, anal sex for the clinically constipated.

note - should not be attempted with chronically flatulent people, even as a joke.

constipation sufferer number one - man i am cramped up and my laxatives only onset my severe genital warts, i wish someone would fuck out my fart

onlooker - provide a bottle of bourbon and a sheep, and you are on.

fuck out my fart by waste June 19, 2006

milk fart 

A fart that travels through a turd before exiting the ass, creating a very pungent aroma. A milk fart will occur in the few hours leading up to a bowel movement, as the turds have made their way close to the butthole, creating the filter that your gas will pass through on it's way out.

"Damn.. that bitch Brenda just laid out a milk fart, I'm fucking nautious."

milk fart by djmoosenuts August 25, 2011

cum-fart 

A sexual encounter, usually a gay man, who had just been cummed in, than sharts out their partners cum.

Dude last night i cum-farted with my cousin, cuz im REDNECK!

cum-fart by bobby the nigger September 30, 2012

Protein Fart 

A deadly type of flatulence, occurring when an individual has an overuse of steroids or protein.

It is actually documented on Canadian Biological Containment Registry (CBCR) that these farts are a biological and nucleur threat and those that inhale this deadly substance will become a zombie or piece of brocoli.

PRO-TEEN FAH-ARTT
(NOUN)

Paulo: Yo fucking Luke let a fucking protein fart the other day...
Nick: DAYUUMM! Did you------
Paulo: Yea, I got the vaccine. Matt's dad actually gave me the shot
Nick: Fucking guy... Bet hes still on those roids...
Paulo: Aiight lets go to the docks
Nick: ROFLCOPTER!

Protein Fart by DJ Paulojustownedyourass April 3, 2009

G&L Fart 

Gambled and Lost fart.

Crap, I just did a G&L and sharted!

G&L Fart by Devman June 7, 2005

Fanny Fart 

The delightfully sloppy 'pffffup' that emits from a girl with a particularly loose or moist pudenda.

'Did you just fanny fart?'

Also used as an insult 'you soggy fanny fart!'

Fanny Fart by miss drop December 3, 2007

vag fart

When air from your ass gets pushed up through your vagina and it feels like youre farting through your vagina. It is actually physically impossible to make a genuine vag fart unless your ass and vaginal canals are connected. Then youd be shitting through your vagina. A vag fart is also know as a queef.

Person 1:Oh look I just made a vag fart!
Person 2: How did it feel?
Person 1: weird but crisp and refreshing

vag fart by Mimono July 22, 2010