Beaned 

The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.

I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.

Beaned by DoppelgangerAlpha June 4, 2016

Awk Beanstalk 

When a situation is even more awkward than 'awko taco', typically 'awk beanstalk' is appropriate.

I finished with my partner and asked how he felt. He said it was great, since he didn't use a condom. Awk beanstalk.

Awk Beanstalk by John Smith Indian Emperor November 3, 2011

Mexican jumping beans 

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.

Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!

Mexican jumping beans by Jzell September 15, 2010

Beaned 

An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.

I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me

Beaned by yahoo456kia July 23, 2010

cool beans 

A very old word your parents might use in front of your super cool friends to seem just as super cool

dad:what are you and your super cool friends up to?

daughter:nothing

dad:cool beans

*super cool friends walk away*

daughter:thanks dad.

cool beans by Goregasm December 7, 2006

cool beans 

Hee hee hee. :D...:(. "Cool Beans" is an expression meaning something is cool, awesome, or tight (not tight like very small, but cool). It's also what my really really mean science teacher in 6th used to say when everything was ready to roll (another expression meaning everything was done and you could get started). Everyone in the class was just bewildered/wanted to laugh when she said it.

1.) Whoa! Cool Beans!!! I love that idea!!

2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."

*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*

Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."

*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*

Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"

*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*

cool beans by Elizabeth September 4, 2004

Nagger beans

Those little, annoying, rubber pieces that reside on most turf playing fields.

Usually, after you play on/visit/look at the turf field, they end up on you, indefinitely.

"God I just found a fucking nagger bean in my world history book."
"That's not bad at all, this morning while I was showering I found some nagger beans in my butt."

Nagger beans by naggerbeans October 16, 2009