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When you're so worried about criticism of Trump that you fail to rationally distinguish between a reasonable concern and an outright attack.
BB bitches all have Reverse Trump Derangement Syndrome like the cultist asswipes they are!
by Liberal Joe November 7, 2018
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Why Trump Cooks the Books

When the serially bankrupt Liar-in-Chief has zero choice but to continually massage the numbers to keep his oft-shady businesses afloat, because failure to do so would “make Trump bankrupt again” and in all probability land him behind bars.
For a corrupt “billionaire” who is showing sign of declaring bankruptcy a seventh time, it’s no surprise why Trump cooks the books to avoid incompetency, insolvency, infamy, and imprisonment.
by MathPlus February 25, 2021
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Donald J. Trump

A synonym for megalomania.
Also used about conspiracy theorists/terrorists. "Trumping all over the web".
Informally used about insecure, misogynistic men with micropenis affliction. "He's got a trump in his pants!"
Also used about somebody fucking up your day out of pure malevolence and infantile sadism.
That trump over there doesn't belive in vaccines! People like that are totally donald j. Trumping' my day!
by C3ntropy January 7, 2021
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Post-Trump Stress Disorder

The most idiotic term on this site. Especially when created on Veterans' Day.
Liberal: "I have post-trump stress disorder!"
Veteran: "Maybe you should try going to war and getting a real stress disorder."
by 150IQ November 11, 2016
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Donald Jerk Trump

1. The lowest point and the absolute worst excuse for a President in US history. He is a racist rapist daughter-molesting uncouth loudmouth pervert traitor kidnapping fascist boorish juvenile immature bullying SMF stupid obnoxious Caligula egotistical Hitler Antichrist greedy blowhard arrogant pornographic vuvuzela blubbering ill-mannered cretinous criminal dictatorial unreliable unprincipled obtuse irresponsible unqualified undisciplined churlish terroristic hateful Qadhafi pesty annoying irritating underfoot rude crude lewd obscene vulgar childish embarrassing self-effaced narcisstic murderous lying thieving cheating unfaithful violent hypocritical blasphemous self-serving sacrilegious defiling unamerican unchristian unmuslim unjewish ungodly evil whining wimpy sissy ninny fraidy-cat mama's-boy spankee-boy crybaby diaper-stinking tantrum-throwing pissy motormouth lippy punkass instigating rotten dirty disgusting repulsive disgraceful intrusive hell-hound dum-dum pissant s.o.b. bastard.
2. Anybody who has some, most or all of the above listed traits. The type of person you DON'T invite to a party, social function or ask for a date. Nobody likes, needs or really has the time for trash like these. The kind to be avoided by all means.
1. Donald Jerk Trump was put in his place by the next President, Joe Biden. Douchebag Donnie was bragging and interrupting and twice Joe had to tell him, 'Will you shut up, man?'. Donald Jerk Trump is the most sociopathic and hated person in the world. He will become a model for teaching the children in schools, Sunday school, etc. of what NOT to be.
2. Aaron is talking ignorant trash again. He's acting like a Donald Jerk Trump.

3. Willie Nelson says: 'Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Donald Jerk Trump.
4. Donald Jerk Trump is a poster boy for condoms and birth control.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 27, 2020
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donald trump smoke detector

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.
What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.
by Chas501 December 4, 2017
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If Trump Had a Burmese Wife

When Donald J. Trump wished one of his wives were from Burma, who would have reminded him to seek undemocratic advice from her country’s military coup leaders, which could have allowed him to have faux more years at the White House should his numerous lawsuits against alleged fraudulent voting fail.
If Trump had a Burmese wife or mistress, he’d have undemocratically been re-elected, by staging a professionally planned coup à la Birmanie, or by declaring a years-old martial law to prolong his illegal stay at the White House.
by MathPlus January 31, 2021
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