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clutch job

he was given a clutch job by that man
by Spaminacan_18 March 16, 2020
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Tet Job

When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.
"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."
by tetjob March 20, 2020
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Hatchet Job

Little Susie went home to a hatchet job last night
by Word handle being used March 21, 2020
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Job

Oh are you super good at running a brothel for one of the retards in your group home? Is that what you value? Working hard in a place were the employees whore themselves out to a cripple? What do I get? Because the whores get paid to have sex and you get promotions you don't deserve for running a retard sex cult. Nothing. The answer is nothing. Unless I rape and murder the people who participate and the retards who don't need to exist in the first place. Then what I get is to punish people who absolutely deserve it.
Your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and leave the mess for others to clean up. If I were to do that you all wouldn't like it very much would you? No. You know how I know? Because I stopped doing my job and started doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do. And now all I want to do is fuck that whore and kill that retard. That is the only thing that matters to me at this point and in the worst case scenario I can just find someone guilt adjacent to punish instead. Because you can hide a Cripple and a whore but you can't hide everyone who knows who they are.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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Spool Job

An intense tumble and roll move designed for ultimate fighters and sexual wrestlers. It garuantees total domination.
His perfectly timed spool job wore me down and had me pinned in our first round!
by ThunderCurt November 21, 2020
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nope job

A blow job that ends with the guy cumming on the girls face.
Yeah she gave him a nope job and some of it got on her hair
by Canhandler99 November 27, 2020
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nope job

A blow job that ends with cum on the girls face
“He got a nope job from Debra.”
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