quick job

to have sex mad quick

"My man got AIDS, he was hit hard; to get laid, he paid a crack head for a five dollar quick job" -AG from that 92' hit single "Runaway slave"

by Goochenberg October 10, 2013

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!

Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by Herky da Hawk February 21, 2024

Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove.

Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.

by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024

texas rim job

When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.

I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.

by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025