9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
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Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo
Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 15, 2025
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Bro-job

What husbands have to resort to when their wives won't "s*ck their d*ck" & "do their wifely duties!" Brojob.
"Hey bro, heard your wife won't do her wifely duties. May I offer you a bro-job?"
by Aquari Mama June 13, 2023
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Bro Job

Doing something meaningful to your bro in a time of need (according to Arin from Game Grumps)
Bro, I can like totally do a bro job for you.
by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 27, 2019
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Brown Job

A brown job is typically a job that is done to a high standard, niggers would use this to show their gratitude to each other once complete.
by 丁骨牛排 October 03, 2024
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Deo-job

Using a deodorant on a female's nude body, to arouse her with the coolness. Some may use it to stiffen the penis or the vagina.
I gave her a deo-job on her soft bare abdomen, as she cummed with seductive moans.
by stupidlitolfaggot November 19, 2015
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Dirty Water Job

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.
Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!
by Puss5829 March 14, 2016
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