bean

When a friend says something incredibly moronic or pointless, which therefore leads to an awkwardness in conversation and general unease. This act is called the act of the bean.

H: "Yeah she was sooo hot"
J: "Soooo hot im sure shes the cause of global warming"
H: "Dude.....bean?"
J: "Definitely bean."
H: "Thank God"

by Harryferads January 16, 2008

fokkin beans

B E A N S
A more interesting way of saying BEANS

Me and the bois at 2 am lookin for fokkin BEANS

by Fokkin B E A N S February 6, 2021

Bean

Being a bean is not only a term used to describe someone being a dick or asshole, it's also a lifestyle. Being a bean means a lot of things, for example "Ronan" says that he is going to hang out with his friends but, he decides to be a BEAN and stay inside. Being a bean is something you don't want to be, as it makes you well, a bean. Bean can also be used in the sense of being "beany" where someone is acting like a bean making them beany.

Person 1: Are you coming gym after school?
Person 2: Nah bro I have to wait for the new Carti drop.
Person 1: Don't be a bean man!

by VRonUrban February 26, 2025

Green bean

He's one of the nicest people I've ever met...he's always there for me when I need him and he is such a great friend in general I'm glad I met him! He is so funny and kind, I am glad to call him my friend.

Hey have you talked to green bean yet?

by Rezesgirlfriend July 2, 2021

Bean Curd

Is used as a comedic insult or when someone/something is being a idiot or as something you call people for no and it can also mean the food Tofu.

Sorry guys my internet is being a Bean Curd
(Or) Hello bean curds

by RoccoTaco0 October 31, 2021

Bean

bean is a beauty
bean is perfection

bean is what we aspire to be

She is the best bean

by beanprincess June 10, 2019

Bean nerf

Someone who's a cheap loser that nobody likes

dude1:Landon is a bean nerf
dude2: Ikr I hate him so much

by hillbillysoap June 13, 2018