Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.

He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.

by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018

doge god

a kid named rylan that is upsesed with da doge
doge is sempi,dont fuck wit doge!!!!!
a tall-ish dude that can define a doge all the way to HELL

Rylan:doge is a doge i am doge god!!!!
Erik:doge
me:huh

by TySoN_On_CrAk November 3, 2020

ben the god

-a guy who is basically perfect
-can be a dick sometimes
-has blue eyes and blond hair
-looks almost perfect

-is a perfect lover and is very nice

-everyone loves him

Person 1:Oh look that guy over there he got bitches and money and everything he is a real Ben the god!
Person 2:Yeah and he still nice and heals people in Africa etc.!

by FelixHardschwänz3 December 31, 2016

God Defend

To defend something in the same way one would defend their religion and their god when somebody insults it.

"Why are you god defending Brampton (Ontario)"

by The Wobbles by Alex Unknown January 21, 2024

Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.

Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”

by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024

Nigerian God

A man, particularly black who has ascended above obama prism {almost impossible}. Also, has met shrek in real life. Has fought shaggy in a duel. And has defeated thanos with a spoon.

Bro, did you hear about that Nigerian God thats coming to town?

by THOTIEM March 27, 2020

Rap God

An Eminem song

Joe: "This man is NO Rap God!"
Bill: "KILL YOURSELF"

by Rape God February 7, 2024