ride the turtle 

Doggy style with a pregnant chick.

Bro, did you ride the turtle?

ride the turtle by illone84 July 6, 2017

Fly the Taps 

Used to order a flight (5 oz pour) of every beer on tap at the establishment.

Patron: I'would like to Fly the Taps.
Waiter: Uh...What?
Patron: I would like one flight of every beer on tap. I would like to Fly the Taps.

Fly the Taps by TheRealSuperMan July 13, 2017

Pin the Tail on the Monkey 

To purposely make a person who truly loves you feel like all the downs in your relationship are her fault.

" I'm going to play pin the tail on the monkey. " Has anyone seen my girlfriend?"

Pin the Tail on the Monkey by Betterthantheythink April 18, 2018

paint the triangle 

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted

My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning

paint the triangle by milpoolSK July 18, 2017

Surfing the Tube 

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

Surfing the Tube by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017

lock the taskbar 

A famous song by the Punk band The Clash.

The Shareef don't like it, lock the taskbar.

lock the taskbar by kzkkzkzxkkzxkxz September 5, 2017

tugging the turkey 

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

tugging the turkey by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017