Water

FUCK WATER!! I REALLY HATE!!!

Guy 1: Do you like water?
Guy 2: No! Fuck Water!!

by TheRealSouly September 5, 2019

Turdy Water

The act of blending strawberries and root beer together.

Me and Zoe shared a turdy water last night.

by ASIANNNNN🦖🦕 June 20, 2020

Water the ranger

Taking a piss

i’m about to go water the ranger

by Skinnygrip May 20, 2023

Taco Bell water board

Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face

Not the Taco Bell water board anything but that

by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020

Water

In gay circles water refers to either GHB or GBL; in San Francisco, a lot of guys carry bottles of GHB or GBL premixed with another liquid, usually real water of the H2O variety, in their backpacks making it convenient to drink while on the dance floor, at a sex club or at a party without having to measure it out first.

Calling up a friend before going out. "hey will you bring some extra water with you tonight, I'm out"

by Bahloo February 6, 2022

Muddy Waters

If you don't know who muddy waters is you are gay....

Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...

by TheFrogsAreTurningGay June 17, 2020

Nebraskan water boarding

The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!

Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.

by Camden Scott April 22, 2025