ur mom

A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all other comebacks and phrases.

Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Man: Ur mom.

Enemy: Eat shit
You: Ur mom
Enemy: *fatality*

by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019

Mom Talk

A guy that brings up his Mother in all conversations.

Nick: Damn, look at the can on that chick.
Mark: Whoaaaa, shit is a fattie. Mike, you see that?
Mike: Shit I missed it. I was texting my Mom. We are gonna go to the Petting zoo once she gets off her shift at the diner.
Nick to Mark: Why is Mike always brining Mom talk into our conversations? Shit is weird. Like mother son porn.

by S Dubz September 24, 2019

Mom lines

The lines on a woman's face which indicate that she is a mom. Most likely, these lines are a result of the toll brought on from carrying, bearing, and raising a child or children. You can find these lines on the inside of the cheek, right above the mouth.

Me: Bro, I've gotten really good at identifying moms on dating apps.

Buddy: How do you do that?

Me: Look at the face closely. If you see mom lines, she most likely has kids.

by Devveyovich September 24, 2019

mom martentezs

the power of the most powful zar bomba in the world

mom martentezs eat chiken

by Monke semans September 24, 2019

ur mom

a default comeback to almost any insult someone throws at you.

can also be used when you really dont have a reply to the question given to you.

also a comeback that idiots at your school may use.

person 1: hey what's ur dumbass doing tonight?
you: your mom

person 2: what did you get for number 3?
you: your mom

by it wouldnt let me put ur mom September 26, 2019

vsco mom

a mom who owns a jeep and wears lululemon. she drinks white claws and still has scrunchies from 1980’s

wow your mom is such a vsco mom! she has a jeep and everything

by vshakabdvdia September 30, 2019

Your mom

Sooo, basically it means uhm, i dunno but like thats just sum’n peeps say :)

Me: hi, how are you?

You: your mom.

or~

Random person: hey!

by Sub to my yt : Bloomy Skylar October 1, 2019