all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual
musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
by 254goblinz March 20, 2021
Get the carpet buttermug. a fat homeless bozo who makes rust videos in his mothers basement. Racist towards all british people.
by scroffy August 15, 2025
Get the Buttered Catmug. Josh came over last night and now my sheets are ruined! That's the last time I ever sleep with a butter boy...
by maghora December 31, 2020
Get the butter boymug. Truffle butter is a liquid where you make in the oven and bake till it comes out and it's white chocolate and it goes around the truffle
by boshka January 27, 2017
Get the Truffle Buttermug. The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
by sativu March 5, 2025
Get the The peanut butter methodmug. Making butter: creating drama or stirring it up.
She made butter: in different context, can mean that a woman was good in bed.
She made butter: in different context, can mean that a woman was good in bed.
by SporeBby July 27, 2019
Get the Making Buttermug. Michele: Rob is such a butter Mike he needs to learn to wipe his tip. He zippers are always rusty from the giz.
by Starviolet November 24, 2018
Get the Butter Mikemug.