Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

Toast the testicles by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

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Shave The Teeth

Term used when teeth so nasty and haven't been cleaned in a very long time. The teeth so nasty and have a disgusting amount of plaque and other particles blanketing the teeth. Making the act of cleaning the teeth is more like shaving apposed to brushing the teeth to get plaque and nasty particles off teeth

Last month I went backpacking for seven days. and forget my tooth brush. I really needed to {shave the teeth} when I home.

Shave The Teeth by Secrect Destroyer September 10, 2016