slapped 

Gone. Drunk as hell. High as hell. Under the influence of something.

Damn jo, dude slapped as hell he cant even stand up.

slapped by SiLENT74 April 27, 2009

Happy slapping 

A chav's attempt at art.

Chav: "Ha, wuddend it be funneh to kick the fuck out of that man and then record it and show all arr m8s!"
Chav 2: "Proppa origanal idea, dat!"

Happy slapping by Spuff August 25, 2005

slappage

Slappage is the amount by which your balls urgently slap against the arse of the female you're banging.

example 1:
Stud thinking: "I need to give it more slappage, a lot more come on ya bitch get screamin"

example 2: man and wife in bed
Woman : "Oh for gods sake Derek give it some fuckin arsehole slappage will you, come on swing them bollocks like a pair of demolition balls"

slappage by fahuck muhommad March 5, 2008

Clam Slapping 

An activity that lesbians and curious young women do to each other to relief stress. Involves two females pressing their "clams" against each other and making thrusting motions to maximize their pleasure.

My lesbian friend loves clam slapping with her girldfriend.

Clam Slapping by El Malo December 21, 2005

99 slaps

When you are drunk and walk into a bar and ask 100 women to have sex with you in the bathroom, 99 slap you but there is always one horny one to follow you in the bathroom.

Damn I experienced my 99 slaps last night, it was way worth it!!

99 slaps by ihatealbuquerque505 August 23, 2010

Slapahoe 

Native American Indian Tribe

John Smith: I come from England, what about you?

Native American: I am from the Slapahoe tribe.

Slapahoe by LBL, 6 March 20, 2008

Fist slapping the eagle 

This happens when a man whips out his cock and slaps another person in the face with it while jumping through the air.

Jacob wnet out and started fist slapping the eagle because he knew a few people who had angered him that day.

Fist slapping the eagle by Editor man March 4, 2008