November 3rd

A day where all men, women, and children get one free titty pic sent to them by their lover. No matter the age unless they are younger than 18.

Bryan: Hey Jessica! Guess today is!!
Jessica: stop following me I won’t give you a picture of my breasts.

Bryan: B-but it’s November 3rd?
Jessica: I’m going to call the fucking police if you don’t leave me alone Bryan.

by Tony fettuccine Linguini November 2, 2020

november 3rd

The day where you vote Donald Trump and you push AIDAN down the stairs

friend 1- what’s today
friend 2- u vote donald trump silly goose
friend 1- what else
friend 2- oh well ummm you push people named AIDAN down the stairs
friend 1- oh shit i guess you do

november 3rd= being a jackass to your friends

by anonymous November 2, 2020

November 3

National annoy your parents dad

Hey mom its november 3rd. 🙃
oh fuck!

by Fallalallahfjebw November 2, 2020

November 3rd

National give your boyfriend whatever he wants day. This day was only created to combat the national November 14th holiday.

Bro 1: Why’s your girl doing everything you ask?
Bro 2: Because it’s November 3rd.

by Dr95 November 2, 2020

Nut November Card

Gained if you not doing/watching anything related to sex for the past 20 days

"Yo wtf bro? Did you just lost NNN?"

"No i just used my Nut November Card, can be gained by not masturbating for the past 20 days

by Looink November 2, 2020

November 9

She’s a really cute girl but had a bad attitude and doesn’t care about the boy that have a crush on her unless she likes that person

November 9Overall she a very cute girl

by By Marcellino November 3, 2020

november 4

international hit a GINGER day

*hits a ginger*
"Bro u cant do that"
- Yes i can, its november 4

by F24NS November 3, 2020