The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

The Trader Joe's Trap by anonymous August 30, 2021

Getting a joe 

Getting a joe originates from the Netflix show “You”. The main character Joe is a obsessive creepy stalker. Joe is a guy who will kill for his women.

Getting a joe

Getting a joe by Localmethheadq November 1, 2021

Let's Wait for Joe 

The thing your friends say when their fucking around while you're trying to organize them and do the thing you guys originally planned to do.

James: Come on guys we have to start D&D soon.
Alan: We can't start until Joe gets here so let's wait for Joe.

Let's Wait for Joe by sunnA sunU November 21, 2021

peanut butter and joe 

When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.

I love to peanut butter and joe when I make sandwiches

peanut butter and joe by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee July 13, 2022

cup o' Joe 

usually a cup of tea, coffee, hot coco, etc.

I'ma have a cup o' Joe real quick

cup o' Joe by dictonaryboy June 1, 2023

billie joe armstrong 

one of the sexiest men on earth

billie joe is the hotest person the whole world

billie joe armstrong by the green monkey December 20, 2004

King Joe 

Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.

King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"

King Joe by John Wesley February 12, 2008