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gay chicken

A game where two people of the same sex (and preferably straight) put their faces closer and closer until one of them chickens out. If none of them do, then they get closer until they kiss.
My gf played gay chicken and she thought it wouldn't be cheating. Fucking bitch.
by Webster March 6, 2004
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Fried Chicken

A food that is favored by Black people, Goes well with: Watermelon, Kool-aid, collard greens, biscuits.
Damn nigga, Mammy sure do cook some a mean Fried chicken
by Fairway61 June 29, 2010
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tree chicken

Redneck slang term for squirrels, especially in the sense of eating squirrel.
Momma done rasselled up some tennessee tree chickens for dinner, pa.
by Rich Lather September 6, 2005
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choking the chicken

a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank
dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn
by sea weed October 6, 2008
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Choke the chicken

1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.
Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?
by M dizzle up in this hizzle September 28, 2008
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Arabesque Chicken

A sprawling, eccentric bird native to the woodland and marsh of central New Jersey. It boast an incredibly high-pitched cry, which often serves as the first warning of sweets in the area. The males have a thick, dark plumage, and their mating dance involves hopping on one leg while flapping their wings. The mating call bears an uncanny resemblance to the popular tune, "I don't want to be a chicken", which researchers worldwide agree to be an ironic bit of evolution. As of late, loss of the Arabesque Chicken's natural habitat has caused some of them to migrate into the educational system, terrorizing the community.
The Arabesque Chicken boldly squawked its arrival, while the other woodland creatures reluctantly acknowledged its presence.
by tceferP January 15, 2011
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chokin the chicken

Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".
That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.
by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003
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