Lions Butter

The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.

Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.

Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.

Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?

by DownInTheDumps February 7, 2022

Nose Butter

When you are 69ing a girl and you get butter in your nose.

Damn Carl! Looks like I left a little nose butter on you there.

by Tfully February 9, 2022

Nutter butter

A nutter butter is almost like lube but made out of butter it is applied when you're about to have intercourse.

Wait let me apply some nutter butter.

by Kingsyrup February 17, 2022

BELLYBUTTON BUTTER

THIS IS THE JUICE'S THAT DRIP OUT OF YOUR INNIE BUTTON AFTER A MAN EJACULATES INTO IT

Last night I spread my bellybutton butter on my husband's toast

by THUGNASTY206 February 21, 2022

Peanut Butter Banana

When you put your penis in a butthole and pull it out, then you have a peanut butter banana

I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back

by Fat Boy Marco March 1, 2022

Peanut butter Snowman

The act of shitting on a glass table after an anal creampie.

You can dress that peanut butter Snowman like a Mr. Potato Head.

by Fecal Freak Fanatic March 13, 2022

Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022