preacher-dick

The penis of high ranked spiritual leader. Know to be of the highest class of penis.

Ive had a bed dry spell, I need to get some of that good preacher-dick.

*BURP* that was some good preacher -dick.

by Redlogger October 24, 2019

Hospital Dick

When a man is in the hospital and for no apparent reason his dick decides to become the smallest it’s ever been before.resembling some sort of baby dick or a huge clitorus.

My dick used to be someone what impressive intelligence yesterday day when I went into the hospital.now all I have is a useless hospital dick.fml

by Dz's Nutz May 18, 2021

Dick For Dubs

This means that you are willing to give oral sex to anyone that can carry you to a victory on Fortnite in a squad.

Friend 1: Hey man, you wanna go get a win on Fortnite?
Friend 2: Sorry dude, I only do Dick for Dubs.

by TensionGrabber February 21, 2018

spade dick

A penis which is bent and scoops at the tip looking like a spade

One time a boy named Luca pulled his bent disabled "spade dick" out. Oh shit it's a spade dick!!!

by Gretal1996 June 30, 2016

Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color

I got a thanos dick

by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

loyal dick

a guy that loves and doesn’t mess with nobody while givin’ u and only u his good ass dick and it being da best you eva had

My man got that loyal dick girl.

by ljmf40 June 24, 2018

dick schmoltz

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

by shit yeah December 31, 2008