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Mississippi Butterfly

Noun: A butterfly hailing from the state of Mississippi.

Verb: The delicate art of rapidly blinking ones eye against their partners anus, to generate pleasurable high speed bunghole butterfly kisses.
"Roger is one crazy son of a bitch. He decided to lay the Mississippi butterfly on some random skank, and now he's rocking a course of antibiotics and an eyepatch."
Mississippi Butterfly by TRON79 December 9, 2012

Captain Butterfluff 

(Sir Butterfluff by day) A super hero/villain on day 2 who only comes out in the snow. he wears a shower curtain cape, has a teaspoon as a weapon, has a crackly old man voice and sometimes combines the macarena with the chicken dance.
girl: "lol is that guy wearing a shower curtain??" Sir butterfluff: "ohh how very dare you! you silly old girl, for I am captain butterfluff!! oohhh"

Connecticut Buttersock 

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.
Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

bad butterflies 

That feeling you get when you have butterflies about somebody but then something goes wrong. Like you get some text that calls you out on some bad shit or you see some girl on your mans snap story. Then you get that lump in your throat and that real nervous uneasy feeling. Those are bad butterflies.
I've been getting bad butterflies since grade school
bad butterflies by badgalseriri September 28, 2017

ツButterArt 

Making digital art is gonna be my job..
Oi ツButterArt make me some digital art bro..
Or ツButterArt I want to suggest you some digital art..
ツButterArt by ツButterArt November 29, 2019

she knows where her shit gets buttered

Referring to a female, or occasionally male, who knows where to go for the best deal, opportunity, lifestyle, and does so.
"I kicked her out and she went crawling back to you - she knows where her shit gets buttered!"