Burd's Brown Brisket 

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.

Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.

Burd's Brown Brisket by urmomgaaaaayyyyyy March 19, 2019

Juicing that brown 

When you feel a shit coming and know it’ll be mostly liquid

Yo, I’m juicing that brown.

Juicing that brown by Mtor92 July 19, 2019

Charge 7 Brown Bag 

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.

Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.

Chad: Dude! You nasty!

Charge 7 Brown Bag by Arie Ola October 9, 2019

Fishing for brown trout 

Lifeguard slang for seiving turds out of a swimming pool. This is usually done after clearing the pool, followed by a 1 hour break from pool use while you 'shock' the pool (i.e. dump a ton of chemicals into it and the run the filters at full blast).

I had to go fishing for brown trout today during the 'mother and baby' swim lessons. At least I got paid for an hour of playing computer games while the filters did their thing.

Fishing for brown trout by JG El Supremo February 15, 2020

Mc Hash Brown

The act of having sex with a girl where you lay your dick out on the bed. The girl than menstruates her period blood on your cock showing a direct correlation of when Morgan Spurlock put fancy ketchup on his has brown in the documentary Super Size Me.

Bro I am the virginity thief because she didn't know what a Mc Hash Brown is.

Mc Hash Brown by AN0SEater March 21, 2020

Walking the brown mile

Used to describe the uncomfortable walk to the nearest toilet to drop ones load. Can also be seen in the workplace when a thoughtful colleague will often bypass the nearest shitter and make the walk to a more isolated location to make the experience more relaxing .

Hi Bob, good weekend?

Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.

Walking the brown mile by Sunday’s at dundys October 3, 2020

Devin Rusk Brown Yeti 

When you're becoming intimate with a girl after Taco Bell and she has to shit. But both of you are too lazy to move before you get freaky. She straddles your stomach as if she just conquered a mountain like a yeti. Before you know it, you hear the flap of cheeks with the release of your girls butt chocolates onto your stomach. She sits down on you in her own shit and it squishes out through her pubes making them brown.

You become the REAL Scat Man

Person 1: Man, did you hear what happened to Zach?
Person 2: No bro what happened?
Person 1: He took his girl out for dinner and she gave him a Devin Rusk Brown Yeti.
Person 2: No way dude, poor guy.

Devin Rusk Brown Yeti by WhenTheChurchBurnedDown December 29, 2020