A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.
"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
by WenchSniff June 18, 2025
Get the Crane Jobmug. Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs
No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
by 30seconejob September 10, 2016
Get the 30 second jobmug. When an animal (or furry) gently rubs their (hand or foot) paw(s) up and down a male's penis, massaging it until he cums all over them.
"There was a cute pink furry that gave me such a great paw job, the back of her furry footpaws felt so soft on my penis, I came all over her toes!"
by Thatwiredguy25 November 19, 2023
Get the paw jobmug. Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.
by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020
Get the Waffle-jobmug. wear - damage, erode, or destroy by friction or use. Job - a task or piece of work. combine the terms and you have a term for a person that drives you nuts or drains you.
by mandievp November 9, 2022
Get the Wear-Jobmug. The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.
Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025
Get the Clog Jobmug. I have 2 jobs both of which are beneath me as I am without a doubt the greatest writer in the history of humanity. I also do s lot of freelance work the I haven't been paid for.
Hym "A job wouldn't alter the fact that I've been doing other people's job FOR THEM for years and am the best job doer of whatever category this thing is in."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
Get the A Jobmug.