French Hand

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.

I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.

by g-mancer December 5, 2011

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

WD-40 Hands

A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.

Wanna go play WD-40 Hands?
Sure, lemme run to Home Depot real quick.

by consumegoyslop October 21, 2022

librarian hand

long skinny fingered hand.

JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."

by bonafidemonafide October 7, 2020

Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet

Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

hand truck

A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.

I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.

by Hand truck man March 21, 2016

Emotional Hand-Me-Down

A trait or behaviour someone inherits from their family, for better or worse.

Craig: My bro was really difficult to deal with these holidays, he could not stop nagging my kids and noticing how dirty my bathroom was.

Leanne: Ya, he gets being critical from his mom, it is his Emotional Hand-Me-Down. Also, your bathroom is ALWAYS incredibly clean.

Craig: Preach

by Mike109999 April 27, 2025