riding the trike 

The down time spent in large institutional buildings by staff during periods when the building is not occupied. Typically experienced by university residence life staff during summer break. Refers to the scenes in the movie The Shining where Danny rides his trike through the deserted hotel.

Barry: Hey bro, what you doing now that students are gone for summer?

George: Not much man, playing Call of Duty 4, sleeping, watching Netflix... you know, just riding the trike.

riding the trike by BoredRD June 13, 2013

up the tailpipe 

The act of sticking thy cock in a car tailpipe

Cars and up the tailpipe

up the tailpipe by VHS height November 1, 2013

working the train

can be used in place of any verb

Zach was grinding a pole, so his friend Tyler said "Work that train, Zach."
Blaine while minecrafting was working the train.
Zach works the train while thrusting down the hallways.

working the train by Zachery.work.train December 3, 2013

Let the turtles free 

When you need to go poo!

Denise: It's kind of like right now. I have to go let the turtles free. (Runs to the bathroom)

Let the turtles free by rockstarTurtle December 30, 2013

Sanchezed the TP 

The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.

Oh, gross! Some dirty bastard Sanchezed the TP and I got it on me when I was done taking a shit!

Sanchezed the TP by The Pirate of Pissants December 24, 2013

closing the toothpaste 

1. Slang for putting a condom on.
2. Somebody who doesn't go all the way on something.

1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.

2.

Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.

closing the toothpaste by aeather January 26, 2014

play the trombone 

Having a woman lick your ass from behind and stroke your big fat hard cock.

Janet was on the rag so I asked her to play the trombone on me to get me off.

play the trombone by Dave Buffalo March 30, 2014