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Kermit Stick

two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.

when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
todd go shove a Kermit stick down your throat
by RamerRihno27 December 10, 2018
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And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
mugGet the YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stickmug.

Magic stick

A magic stick is a word normally used by females to explain how well a mans genitalia stimulated her labia minor last night. The dick was so good, it should be comparable to a magic wand.
Felicia: girl, joe has that damn magic stick in his pants. he performed for me last night.

Candy: better let me get a ticket to the show bitch!
by Bwise420 July 3, 2020
mugGet the Magic stickmug.
a big guacamoly meat stick lick licker maxx is a person who cant stop licking people. commonly used in north american parts of the world
"yo my homie big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx trace is always licking peoples meat".
"damn homie thas crazy twin"
by ni double g a June 20, 2025
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angel on a stick

the epitome of perfection in every way shape and form
I can't believe my parents grounded me. I'm the angel on a stick in the family
by KellySancho October 4, 2017
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Goat stick

A cigarette. Also referred to as simply "goat" for short.
"Let's go smoke a goat stick," said Aaron.
by Starbis September 15, 2011
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