Solo Rubber Jack

When a man Masterbates with a condom on.

When I want to Jackoff, but I dont want the mess that cums at the end, I do a Solo Rubber Jack.

by Dr. Brownthumb May 28, 2008

flap jack vagina

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

Jacking his rig

Working out in the gym, exercising in the park, cross-fit, basically any form of exertion intended for fitness towards making their body more appealing.

Where is Dan?

Oh, he's downstairs in the gym jacking his rig.

by BulawayoBob July 4, 2019

Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow, played by the super sexy Johnny Depp, is the enigmatic star of "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is constantly drunk, sneaky and extremely lucky, not to mention the hottest pirate to have ever roamed the sea - AHRR. Captain Jack Sparrow is adored by horny fan girls and captivated viewers alike who didn't realise how much they really enjoyed pirates and or pirate movies until they set eyes apon this metrosexually drunken, kohl-wearing character.

Wow, I didn't realise Johnny Depp's full potential until he wore eyeliner as Captain Jack Sparrow.

by SophXxx September 11, 2008

Wrap-N-Jack

When you masturbate in the shower while watching porn on your phone wraped in a sandwhich bag.

My wife walked in on me while I was cranking out a Wrap-N-Jack.

by neednottoknow December 13, 2010

Jack Daniels enema

when instead of drinking alcohol they poor it up there butt hole to get drunk. getting your buzz in this way gets you drunker faster because it is a direct rout to the liver and the alcohol doesn't get digested and stays purer. it also doesn't show in your breath. Jack Daniels enemas have been known to cause serious anal damage and are not recommended to be attempted

there was this compulsive alcoholic who his doctor told him if he has any more alcohol his liver will shut down. the exact same night the doctor told him this he forced his wife to give him a Jack Daniels enema. he died with in minutes and his wife was arrested for man slaughter

by scipeo August 29, 2013

Jack Off Day

Jack Off day is on the 5th August each day.

Originally coined when an employee added to his calendar that 4th of August was 'Jack Off' day.

Jack off day is a special day of each year that brings joy and happiness to all that follow it. The real magic in Jack Off day is those who do not know about it wouldn't suspect a thing going on.

Followers of twitter tend to tweet with the tag:
#jackoffday2010
#jackoffday2011
etc
So you know who they are...

Ben: Andy seems strangely normal today
Lloyd: Yeah I believe he's celebrating something called Jack Off day
Ben: ...yeah, whatever that is
Andy: *inner joy*

by brightpearl August 5, 2010