Buttered

Upset; butt hurt

Bro #1: dude I can’t believe u fiended my last pod bro
Bro#2: u dont gotta be so buttered about it bro ill get u a new one

by cracker jack me off January 30, 2020

butter footin'

When it is blatant that your anxiety has taken over your law school study habits.

Lauren is at home butter footin' around instead of studying for the property exam.

by fettywopluvr1738 May 07, 2015

warm butter

malleable, soft, weak; something/someone that can easily be reshaped and formed without much effort

Wow, did you see how easily Biden caved to pressure from republicans?
Yeah, he's warm butter.

by human_not_alien February 19, 2021

chaff butter

chaff butter is a buttery substance used by cyclists,applied to the groin area, prevents chaffing of skin on long cycle rides.

jane ..."ive got no rubbers, maybe i let you go anal"
jeremy.."shit, no KY Jelly, but i can use my bro"s chaff butter for some gateway drama, he wont mind, might have some of his pubes glued in,but he"s a cyclist and they dont care on hygiene"

by Bossyturd December 04, 2022

Butter push-pop

The act of lubricating a butthole (using butter or another oil) and sticking a finger in to achieve a boner ("the push-pop").

Matthias was in the mood for a snack so he grabbed the stick of butter out of the fridge and made a butter push-pop with Samantha.

by Dirty Cary July 26, 2021

butter chicken day

11th of January is Butter Chicken day on this Day you just order some naan and some butter chicken and have at it

"Hey man it's January 11 you know what that means it's Butter Chicken day let's get some butter chicken WOOOOO"

by Manvai267 October 16, 2022

Butter cannon

The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.

Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.

by SAFDNV June 29, 2010